Monday, January 14, 2008

The Lionel Ritchie Method – A Path to Self-Discovery and Personal Power

Discover the same powerful strategies and techniques that Lionel has developed as part of his lifelong quest for personal and artistic greatness. These are the exact same methods that he has taught to the stars of stage and screen, Fortune 500 CEO’s, heads of state and pro athletes. And which through his mentorship, people like Billy Ocean utilized to lure the Caribbean Queen out of his dreams and into his car and Wham used to wake up before they Go-Go’d.

Beginning today, you can take action to transform your life and move it in a positive direction. All that it takes is a two month commitment to Lionel’s program.

Create unstoppable self-confidence.
Loose yourself in wild romance.
Overcome fears of failure and success.
Learn how to utilize and exploit breakdancers to add street credibility.
Experience the unique feeling of self-assuredness that a properly chosen headband can provide.
Discover the science of using benefit songs (such as ‘We are the World’) to further your goals of global domination.
Condition yourself to “raise the roof and have some fun” consistently and effectively.

….and much more

You will be guided onto the path of achieving “Fiesta Forever” consciousness, where all things and events around you become your partners in a constant state of Party. Eventually, you will evolve to a state where you begin to dance on the ceiling, thus bending gravity to your will. Those who dance merely on the floor or on the walls will be entranced by your powers and will have no choice but to do your bidding.

Policemen and other authority figures will be compelled start dancing rather than confront you, each of them becoming new converts to your army of dancers. You will become a mighty force, unstoppable by either God or Man. Blind women will make statues of you. The whole world will be held in thrall, waiting for you to lead it into the new Golden Age of your making.



1 comment:

paul said...

Absolutely awesome! That video looks like representatives of all nations took crack and then crashed Lionel Ritchie's wedding reception.
Also the blonde in black battle dancing with the chauffeur must have been the influence behind MTV's Aeon Flux.